Pak Pandir's neighbours heard a frightful noise coming from Pak Pandir's house.
The next morning they ask him,
"What was the frightful noise last night?
It sounded like someone falling down the stairs?"
"Oh yes, my pants fell down the stairs,"
replied Pak Pandir.
"Can pants make such a loud noise?"
asked the neighbour.
"IF YOU WERE IN THEM LIKE I WAS, THEN YES".